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ML Update 06.05.2010

DrYou — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 23:00:02 +0000

Tried a lil Warhammer online the last couple day’s. Not a whole lot of change since the year we left. Kinda sad. They really miss all the small things like their chat system that is still very lack luster and not even worth looking at when playing.

Were all still rocking League Of Legends pretty hard core. It’s awesome, and it’s free.

-DrYou

Gary Coleman, May 28th 2010

DrYou — Fri, 28 May 2010 23:41:53 +0000

A Midget Has Fallen

Today… we lost a fellow Dwarf.

While he may not have done anything really great in his life, he did manage to change the world in a small way. Unfortunately we will never know what Willis was talking about all these years, that answer died with Mr. Coleman. Midget Legion stands by all smalls regardless of race, religion, and excessive drug habits.

With that said…

Gary… Good day sir… Good day…

-Adelphi

Were Still Here… What Are We Playing?

DrYou — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:08:25 +0000

League Of Legends

The Midgets have been rockin the League of Legends Beta pretty damn hard core. Everyday every night. Awsome game if you like DoTa or RTS. We all have beta keys if you wana join us. Word…

-Adelphi

Midget Legion Status

DrYou — Sun, 10 May 2009 00:38:20 +0000

A Midget Vacation

The Midget Legion is currently on vacation waiting for a good MMO to come out. Diablo 3 is a definite play but not sure about anything else in the mean time. Wanted to post this so no one thinks we died off. War got old but there’s always another fun MMO around the corner.

See you soon Talls…

In The Mean Time…

DrYou — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:33:38 +0000

ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzZ

Has anyone else in the wide world of Internets put there War playing on hold till the patch comes out? I have, RvR can be fun at times but not enough alone to keep my undivided attention. Until about a couple weeks ago I was still getting on to run Lost Vale with my regular group even though I mostly everything I need from the instance. Then along came Dawn Of War 2, I’m a big fan of the series so I already knew I was gana be a bit AFK from War for a while. I’m really hoping the new content and the Slayer grabs me once again if only for a little while till another patch is ready. I know War has flaws and there is still a lack of population on even the big servers, but all in all I like the game. I think people who have only played WoW don’t understand what a good MMO is since WoW is in it’s own universe. A bit of a rant I know, but I’m still hoping. In the mean time, if you play DOW2 of Left4Dead hit me up.

My Steam ID: teamdefinitive (alias is DrYou)

My Live ID for DOW2: MidgetLegion

Could Slayers Be Too Popular?

DrYou — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:41:34 +0000

OMG Slayers!!! I <3 You!!!

So maybe I’m the only one that gets a large erection when I see a Slayer, but am I crazy to belive that way too many people are going to re-roll come March? I mean are Slayers not the definition of Bad Ass? I love my Engineer and plan to keep playing him, but I will deffinetly be rolling and leveling a Slayer. I’m very happy on one hand because this means more Midgets to join the Legion, but on the other hand I like variety and individulisim.

So how about you, will you be rolling a Slayer come March?

Hit the jump for some pictorial motivation:

\m/ Slayer Rules \m/

DrYou — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:51:44 +0000

Kill Kill kill

No not the band, a new Dwarf class! In case you haven’t heard yet Mythic released info today on the upcoming “Call to Arms” event coming sometime in March. There’s a few cool thing’s in the update but most important of all is a new Small Class, and a bad ass one at that. There’s nothing that excites me more then an angry half naked Dwarf that dual wields axes. Look out internets and MMO’ers, more Midgets incoming.

Via Mythic:

While many of the other races view promises and commitments with a pragmatic eye, Dwarfs hold their honor in the highest regard, and uphold their oaths in a way that can only be described as nigh-obsessive. If something somehow prevents a Dwarf from fulfilling his oath, then he becomes shamed more deeply than any other race could even conceive of. Any Dwarf dishonored so thoroughly has only one choice: to stand before Grungi and take the Slayer’s oath, swearing to atone for his sin through an honorable death in combat. He forsakes his traditional armor, shaves his beard, ritually tattoos himself, and then sets off to rid himself of the shame and regret that haunt him. Slayers are just as stubborn as any other Dwarf, and dying quietly is simply not in their nature. The Slayers therefore become ruthless and terrifying fighters, throwing themselves into battle with no regard for their own well-being as they desperately search for a foe that is strong enough to end their painful quest.

Slayer Specialty

Every moment of a Slayer’s life is filled with the rage of their dishonor and loss. As they battle an enemy, they become more enraged with every passing moment, furious and saddened that this foe is not strong enough to bring them death’s atonement. This rage fills them with deadly fury, making them more and more dangerous as it builds up. Eventually, their rage will begin to push their body past its limits, putting their own health and safely into dire straits.

Playing As A Slayer

A Slayer focuses on brutal offensive attacks. As their rage builds up, they become more and more powerful, but they will eventually start to become more vulnerable as well, as fatigue takes its toll. While Slayers are able to briefly dampen their rage by using powerful and exhausting attacks, they can never be truly calmed, and their rage will quickly begin to build once again. Playing as a Slayer will ultimately come down to your choices between allowing your rage to consume you entirely and keeping you in a massive frenzy, or constantly exhausting your rage while also forgoing the furious might that it would otherwise give you, or striking a careful balance between the two. No matter the style, all Slayers are a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.

Fighting Against A Slayer

Even though Slayers wear almost no armor, Dwarf fortitude and the Slayer’s utterly-focused nature significantly make up for it. The best tactic for defeating a Slayer is to do so quickly, and far out of the reach of their weapons. Always remember that a prolonged engagement against a Slayer is a dire gamble for you, for if you manage to survive their initial assault, the Slayer will only grow stronger as their rage builds up – but the weakness that the rage eventually inflicts may possibly work in your favor…if you can survive that long.

Don’t Be This Guy

DrYou — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:10:06 +0000

Sure, I’ll admit it… Skee-Lo made a catchy little jig. But it gets even better because he’s a small, or so we thought. Born Antoine Roundtree this once valiant member of our community and advocate of burning Talls broke his oath and turned his back on Smalls to chase fame. With the 1995 realese of his song “I Wish” it was very clear this Night Elf had turned his back on Midget Legion once and for all. This message serves as a warning… and that warning is that the Talls are still here and ready to crank out jiggy little rap songs to brainwash us all. Click on the image above to listen to this debauchery, but whatever you do don’t play it backwards.

Good Day

Listen Up Talls!

DrYou — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:27:37 +0000

Talls Shall Perish!!!

Midget Legion dot com is a face to the Idea started years ago. The idea that the world of MMO’s only needs one race… Midget’s, the greatest race of them all.

The way we see it there’s only two types of toons in the world… Smalls… and Talls…

The site will be random and will document the journeys of Midget’s as they travel thru this impure world tainted by Talls. We reserve the right to demand that Talls re-roll as well as die in a fire.

*Guest’s are not required to be over 4ft tall to ride MidgetLegion.com

A Midget Aproaches… Delphi

DrYou — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:19:04 +0000

I > You

Game: Warhammer Online

Name: Destroyman / Delphi

Race: Dwarf

Server: Praag

Other: www.myspace.com/dryou