Jan
30
2009

OMG Slayers!!! I <3 You!!!
So maybe I’m the only one that gets a large erection when I see a Slayer, but am I crazy to belive that way too many people are going to re-roll come March? I mean are Slayers not the definition of Bad Ass? I love my Engineer and plan to keep playing him, but I will deffinetly be rolling and leveling a Slayer. I’m very happy on one hand because this means more Midgets to join the Legion, but on the other hand I like variety and individulisim.
So how about you, will you be rolling a Slayer come March?
Hit the jump for some pictorial motivation:
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Jan
29
2009

Kill Kill kill
No not the band, a new Dwarf class! In case you haven’t heard yet Mythic released info today on the upcoming “Call to Arms” event coming sometime in March. There’s a few cool thing’s in the update but most important of all is a new Small Class, and a bad ass one at that. There’s nothing that excites me more then an angry half naked Dwarf that dual wields axes. Look out internets and MMO’ers, more Midgets incoming.
Via Mythic:
While many of the other races view promises and commitments with a pragmatic eye, Dwarfs hold their honor in the highest regard, and uphold their oaths in a way that can only be described as nigh-obsessive. If something somehow prevents a Dwarf from fulfilling his oath, then he becomes shamed more deeply than any other race could even conceive of. Any Dwarf dishonored so thoroughly has only one choice: to stand before Grungi and take the Slayer’s oath, swearing to atone for his sin through an honorable death in combat. He forsakes his traditional armor, shaves his beard, ritually tattoos himself, and then sets off to rid himself of the shame and regret that haunt him. Slayers are just as stubborn as any other Dwarf, and dying quietly is simply not in their nature. The Slayers therefore become ruthless and terrifying fighters, throwing themselves into battle with no regard for their own well-being as they desperately search for a foe that is strong enough to end their painful quest.
Slayer Specialty
Every moment of a Slayer’s life is filled with the rage of their dishonor and loss. As they battle an enemy, they become more enraged with every passing moment, furious and saddened that this foe is not strong enough to bring them death’s atonement. This rage fills them with deadly fury, making them more and more dangerous as it builds up. Eventually, their rage will begin to push their body past its limits, putting their own health and safely into dire straits.
Playing As A Slayer
A Slayer focuses on brutal offensive attacks. As their rage builds up, they become more and more powerful, but they will eventually start to become more vulnerable as well, as fatigue takes its toll. While Slayers are able to briefly dampen their rage by using powerful and exhausting attacks, they can never be truly calmed, and their rage will quickly begin to build once again. Playing as a Slayer will ultimately come down to your choices between allowing your rage to consume you entirely and keeping you in a massive frenzy, or constantly exhausting your rage while also forgoing the furious might that it would otherwise give you, or striking a careful balance between the two. No matter the style, all Slayers are a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.
Fighting Against A Slayer
Even though Slayers wear almost no armor, Dwarf fortitude and the Slayer’s utterly-focused nature significantly make up for it. The best tactic for defeating a Slayer is to do so quickly, and far out of the reach of their weapons. Always remember that a prolonged engagement against a Slayer is a dire gamble for you, for if you manage to survive their initial assault, the Slayer will only grow stronger as their rage builds up – but the weakness that the rage eventually inflicts may possibly work in your favor…if you can survive that long.
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Jan
29
2009
Sure, I’ll admit it… Skee-Lo made a catchy little jig. But it gets even better because he’s a small, or so we thought. Born Antoine Roundtree this once valiant member of our community and advocate of burning Talls broke his oath and turned his back on Smalls to chase fame. With the 1995 realese of his song “I Wish” it was very clear this Night Elf had turned his back on Midget Legion once and for all. This message serves as a warning… and that warning is that the Talls are still here and ready to crank out jiggy little rap songs to brainwash us all. Click on the image above to listen to this debauchery, but whatever you do don’t play it backwards.
Good Day
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Jan
29
2009

Talls Shall Perish!!!
Midget Legion dot com is a face to the Idea started years ago. The idea that the world of MMO’s only needs one race… Midget’s, the greatest race of them all.
The way we see it there’s only two types of toons in the world… Smalls… and Talls…
The site will be random and will document the journeys of Midget’s as they travel thru this impure world tainted by Talls. We reserve the right to demand that Talls re-roll as well as die in a fire.
*Guest’s are not required to be over 4ft tall to ride MidgetLegion.com
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Jan
27
2009

I > You
Game: Warhammer Online
Name: Destroyman / Delphi
Race: Dwarf
Server: Praag
Other: www.myspace.com/dryou
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